bro: please take out your septum ring. it looks ugly.

me: ………..

bro: please, I’ll pay, I’ll do anything, it’s really ugly.

me: well, I think your nose is quite fucking big to be honest, but I don’t feel the need to express that outloud. 

bro: *big loser grin*

*and on our way home we laughed in the car. such a good and bad night.